Where I belong

I belong to a place where three oceans meet.
A place where water is so sweet.
I belong to a place cradled by mountains.
A place where pleasures so vast spurt like fountains.
I belong to a place of field so green.
A place, land barren are not seen.
I belong to a place nestled by forest.
A place where you can peacefully rest.
I belong to the southern tip of India.
I belong to Kanyakumari. 🙂

For the Isolated_girl

Inspired by questions. Searching for answers.

‘PAN’TASTIC EXPERIENCE IN GUJARAT

*viewer discretion advised : No pun intended, only PAN intended.

Gujarat , or should I say the ‘Vibrant Gujarat’. The state of King of the Jungle, yet to give notable soldiers and officials for Indian Army, where men like Mahatma Gandhiji and Sardar Patel were born. Where has the reign of brave Gujarat gone!.

Well, as observed they have moved to business. They are so into business, that even to oppose the reservation system they demand reservation and call it Inflation. Among others,  design institutions and betel (Pan) shops are sky high. Enter any street and 10 bucks says you will find at least one design institute and a pan shop. Imagining it will only make you feel horrible, so save yourself the pain.

Gujarati’s obsession with pan it what made me write this post. Few quotes to make it easy for you to understand:

  1. Gujarat has a shortage of pani (Water), but is never in short of PAN.
  2. Most liked movie of Gujarat is Peter PAN.
  3. When Gujarati’s don’t get PAN, they get PANic attack.
  4. When they buy a camera, the first picture they take is PANaroma.
  5. On Birthdays Gujarati’s cut PANcakes.
  6. They only document they hold is PANcard ( I have a PANcard with PAN )
  7. The most used cooking utensil is a frying PAN.
  8. No wonder their lucky number is PANch (5)
  9. Their dream tourist destination is ‘PANama’.
  10. They buy clothes only from ‘PANtaloons’.
  11. They are thinking of changing their state animal from Lion to Black PANther.

Here pan sellers have parlours and mobile shops. You can’t take way their birth right,Tobacco !. Sellers don’t advertise their shops with banners and posters and paints, rather they use Warnings (they are very truthful, I’ll give them that ) . Here is an example.

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Thanks for reading the article, now for your ears, some PANjabi music.

 

-Special thanks to Humza Multanwala for creative PAN qoutes, special laugh effects by Naga Vishal Pampati , and vulture eyes observation by Haniel .

Written by Saswat

Ahmedhabad 04/03/2016

Very happy to release the first set of Photos shot in my own DSLR camera. Thanks to everyone who supported me.

Special thanks to my friend Humza Multhanwala for taking me around.

Haniel from Ahmedhabad